Here To Destroy
Pilsner - Other
ANOTHER FAMILIAR BRAND?! AND A LAGER, AT THAT?!
“Here to Destroy” is our beloved American Pilsner, which we will be bringing back a few more times over the course of the year. It really is THAT good. We made a few tweaks to make it a true Chippy Boi™, and let’s just say...that’s gonna be a yes from me, dawg. Riverbend Pilsner for the base, pummeled with Willamette in the Kettle and Whirlpool, fermented low and slow, spunded for natural carbonation, Lagered for many moons, BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA.
We synthesize experiences of dry Chardonnay, enjoying fresh Baguettes on Max Patch on a windy day with a floral breeze sensually blowing the hair of a VERY attractive human who you’re crushin’ on, classical earthy-Pilsner tones, and a perfectly dry and crispy finish with a pronounced minerality.
It’s a Pilsner, dude. You know what to look for and it is Here to Destroy.